Food Hell

Chapter 1: Six Meals A Day is Not Enough
One can't always eat extravagant meals like batter-fried cornish game hens and expect to fit into last summer's dresses. No matter how much I exercise, I always manage to consume more calories than I burn, and the "only eating fun food on weekends" approach to eating is no longer effective. Not one for "dieting" I decided to see a registered dietitian. After all, I already have a personal trainer, why not go one step closer to movie stardom and increase my entourage? It's a six-week program: during the first visit she grilled (pun pardon) me about my eating and exercise habits, what time I ate meals and times of day when I was most hungry (late afternoon for me). At the second meeting last week we worked out a structured meal plan consisting of 3 meals and 3 snacks. I'm happy to say that I've lost 3 pounds, but it hasn't been easy. Food journal (ugh!) portion control, and no chocolates.
Here's a typical day from my food journal:
7 am Breakky: 6 oz Stonyfield blueberry yogurt and 1 cup of Total cereal
10:30 Snack: Mini Babybel Cheese (It's freakin' microscopic!) and a piece of fruit
12:30 Lunchy: a piece of turkey the size of a deck of cards (I prefer roullette table size), more cheese (see above) and a head of romaine lettuce, all hacked up
3 pm Snack: another fruit and a handful of nuts (who eats a handful, I'd like to know)
5 pm Snack: a mini popcorn - they now have 100 calorie bags of microwave popcorn
8 pm Dinner: Grilled tuna with a couple tablespoons of pesto - Geoff usually makes a cool wasabi and green onion sauce, but sometimes one has to eat what's handy; Chinese broccoli, or broccolini
I also had a Dunky's latte made with skim milk.
Hopefully this will modify my behavior somewhat. The worst case is that I lose enough weight to zip up my skirt, then go back to my evil ways. After all, I'm going to New Orleans next month.....
Labels: gluttony
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